she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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