just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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