I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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