so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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