Will you blow on my dice?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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