There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days