belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
