just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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