remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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