he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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