Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
