I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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