Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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