That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
did i walk over a car last night?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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