hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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