do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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