only if we run a train.
done.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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