I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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