maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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