Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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