porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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