She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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