We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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