You're completely useless in the revolution.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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