where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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