Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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