So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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