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for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now

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(985): for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now http://tfl.nu/fzln

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my sisters under your porch take her home

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(254): my sisters under your porch take her home http://tfl.nu/rfs3

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They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.

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(732): They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody. http://tfl.nu/blud

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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work

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(716): hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work http://tfl.nu/rvok

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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number

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(224): he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number http://tfl.nu/3iey

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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.

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(214): Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it. http://tfl.nu/1ffs

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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.

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(336): I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella. http://tfl.nu/lhln

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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him

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(254): I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him http://tfl.nu/r8ta

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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.

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(316): He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over. http://tfl.nu/vzgx

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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?

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Is this a story I am going to hate you for?

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(940): Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes? (940): Is this a story I am going to hate you for? http://tfl.nu/tb13

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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.

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(973): Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle. http://tfl.nu/gy9y

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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.

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(724): Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it. http://tfl.nu/l2a6

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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette

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(479): Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette http://tfl.nu/qtmi

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(615): View more from Tennessee

On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless

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(615): On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless http://tfl.nu/rjme

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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.

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(402): Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building. http://tfl.nu/eh2u

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