who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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