Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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