so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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