People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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