awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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