i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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