Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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