i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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