and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
