Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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