Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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