I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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