eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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