omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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