his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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