If i could tip my vagina, i would.
what day is it and did you see me today?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
