Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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