I looked at my own cervix.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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