i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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