is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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