you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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