giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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