Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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