He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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