i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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