She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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