Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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